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So I haven’t technically worn a bra since October…

Ah, where to begin... We went to Disneyland in October. I really hate Disneyland, and what I hate the most is that I have to wear regular clothing for a really long time. Like 9 in the morning until late at night. That is just intolerable. During the week (and on weekends and holidays), I… Continue reading So I haven’t technically worn a bra since October…

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I Like The Cold

People always look at me like I'm a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I get jealous when I see that there are blizzards going on somewhere in the world. I live in California. Particularly, Southern California. We have one… Continue reading I Like The Cold

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28 Imperative To-Dos

So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn't. To be fair, I didn't really announce that my birthday was coming up, quite like I did last year. When I turned 30, I wouldn't shut the hell up about it for about nine months… Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos

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Three Years Ago, Today…

Today is a big day for me. It's the anniversary of the day I reinvented myself and changed to an entirely different path down the hellish walk of life. Of course it's taken about this long to actually accept that it's the way to my future, whether I like it or not - but let's… Continue reading Three Years Ago, Today…

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“I’m Pregnant!”

Hah! Man ... did I fool you suckers. There would be so many terrible, terrible; horrific things about me saying those words in earnest. For one, that would have necessarily required me to experience an awkward 30 seconds with my husband some time in the last month. Yes, that's right: Poor Nick and I would… Continue reading “I’m Pregnant!”

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Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big fucking fiasco of costumes and events and more events and hayrides. I've baked tons of pumpkin-flavored things, and will bake more. We're even hosting a… Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick

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How Being a Parent Is Much Like Being In a Mental Institute

The other day we watched Girl, Interrupted. I always have mixed feelings about that movie. On one hand, it's a cute and yet offbeat coming of age story. On another hand, it isn't too terribly realistic in the interest of giving the characters more leeway to move the story along. Not that I know what… Continue reading How Being a Parent Is Much Like Being In a Mental Institute