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My Neighbor and I Both Ate Our Emotions Today

My neighbor and I both ate our emotions today. Though, while mine was not exactly healthy, it wasn't quite as horrifying as hers either. Before I get into that, I should first talk about the eating of emotions. We've all done it at one time or another. Some people do it often and don't even… Continue reading My Neighbor and I Both Ate Our Emotions Today

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How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

I've been somewhat quiet on the blog lately, mainly because I've been on vacation for three weeks now. I have one more left to go and I am certainly ready to get home. It isn't that I just love the community in which I live in southern California SOOOOOOO much. You guys know that isn't… Continue reading How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

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So I’m On Vacation…

....which means I haven't had much to say lately. Not because I've been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol' bloggie lately simply because I was getting ready for the trip. Traveling is difficult even on your own. So I'm on vacation. Those of you… Continue reading So I’m On Vacation…

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Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

Tough shit. Last week I posted this photo that I found on EpicFail.com of a cat that's owner had covered it in make up. A few people noted feeling a little disturbed by it. Someone else told me that she hoped a herd of cats mauled me while I bitch. Note that I said "...of… Continue reading Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

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Some Open Notes To All Those I Encountered Today

Today is May 1st. I should be rejoicing the coming of this day, for it is the beginning of May No Shave Month. Every year in the month of May, I shave nothing. No legs. No pits. No bikini area. I do it because then on June 1st I take a razor to sasquatch and… Continue reading Some Open Notes To All Those I Encountered Today

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28 Imperative To-Dos

So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn't. To be fair, I didn't really announce that my birthday was coming up, quite like I did last year. When I turned 30, I wouldn't shut the hell up about it for about nine months… Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos

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15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy

I think we all know that I'm a little off. By off, I of course mean batty; and by batty I'm trying to beat around the bush of insanity. And while I haven't been dragged off in the ol' straight jacket just yet, I probably should be. Being a Stay At Home Mom that homeschools… Continue reading 15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy