My Neighbor and I Both Ate Our Emotions Today

My neighbor and I both ate our emotions today. Though, while mine was not exactly healthy, it wasn’t quite as horrifying as hers either. Before I get into that, I … Continue reading My Neighbor and I Both Ate Our Emotions Today

So I’m On Vacation…

….which means I haven’t had much to say lately. Not because I’ve been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol’ … Continue reading So I’m On Vacation…

Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

Tough shit. Last week I posted this photo that I found on EpicFail.com of a cat that’s owner had covered it in make up. A few people noted feeling a … Continue reading Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy

I think we all know that I’m a little off. By off, I of course mean batty; and by batty I’m trying to beat around the bush of insanity. And … Continue reading 15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy

I don’t really understand why The Gays want to get married anyway …

Marriage sucks. I mean it’s got its perks (I have yet to find many). But it’s hard. My grandmother – married for 63 years before my grandfather passed away, just … Continue reading I don’t really understand why The Gays want to get married anyway …

Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big … Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me

I spent some time last night scoping out new blogs. A couple things led me to do this. First we watched Hachi, and Pookie cried all over the house for … Continue reading Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me