My neighbor and I both ate our emotions today. Though, while mine was not exactly healthy, it wasn’t quite as horrifying as hers either. Before I get into that, I … Continue reading My Neighbor and I Both Ate Our Emotions Today
I’ve been somewhat quiet on the blog lately, mainly because I’ve been on vacation for three weeks now. I have one more left to go and I am certainly ready … Continue reading How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition
….which means I haven’t had much to say lately. Not because I’ve been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol’ … Continue reading So I’m On Vacation…
Tough shit. Last week I posted this photo that I found on EpicFail.com of a cat that’s owner had covered it in make up. A few people noted feeling a … Continue reading Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?
Today is May 1st. I should be rejoicing the coming of this day, for it is the beginning of May No Shave Month. Every year in the month of May, … Continue reading Some Open Notes To All Those I Encountered Today
So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn’t. To be fair, I didn’t really announce that my birthday … Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos
I think we all know that I’m a little off. By off, I of course mean batty; and by batty I’m trying to beat around the bush of insanity. And … Continue reading 15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy
Marriage sucks. I mean it’s got its perks (I have yet to find many). But it’s hard. My grandmother – married for 63 years before my grandfather passed away, just … Continue reading I don’t really understand why The Gays want to get married anyway …
I’ve been reading a lot about being a mom lately. It isn’t that I’m – like – researching it. It’s that a lot of people are writing about it. In … Continue reading 8 Ways I’m a Bad Mom
Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big … Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick
I spent some time last night scoping out new blogs. A couple things led me to do this. First we watched Hachi, and Pookie cried all over the house for … Continue reading Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me
A few days ago, I saw on someone’s Facebook page a post about how much bloggers have become cliquey. It was from a relatively new blogger. I won’t give any … Continue reading Are Bloggers Becoming Mean Girls?