Tag: tourism

The Worst Part About California

October 2, 2012

Don’t believe anything the tourist ads, or the hipsters with their million dollar trust funds, tell you. California has a lot of downsides. Sure, the weather is typically pretty nice; although, there are even some bad parts to that. For one, you no longer have much change to the seasons,

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My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life

August 16, 2012

I couldn’t decide what to title this blog post. I already wrote one early this morning, but then I experienced perhaps the most humiliating and simultaneously hilarious day of my entire life. Mostly humiliating. Think about the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to you. Maybe on your wedding

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Did Somebody Say “Get Me Away From These Douchey Danes!”?

August 16, 2012

Let me start by refreshing everyone’s memory: My husband freaked out a little bit because I was sitting around crying being so kidless and fancy free, the Pookies being gone for this 12 day trip away from me. For the record, I was not crying because I had free time,

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Did Somebody Say Aebleskiver Asylum?

August 15, 2012

Okay, I didn’t really have any aebleskivers; yet, of course. And I’m not in an asylum. But yesterday I started off my three day tour of this strange Danish town by sharing with everyone the story of how my husband sent me to Solvang, CA, on a little bit of

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