Big Kids, Holidays, Mom Life, Uncategorized

You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate

I'm going to drop a real bomb on you guys, here. It's a doozy. Brace yourselves. I do the Elf on the Shelf for my kids. Yeah, that's right. I have the Elf on the Shelf. Not just the Elf on the Shelf, but one for each of my kids plus an Elf for my… Continue reading You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate

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You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

It's Fall, motherfuckers. Well, it's been Fall for a few weeks now, but - as usual - I'm behind the game of things. That's not true. My Fall shit has been up since around August. It was like 102 degrees out, and I was setting up a scarecrow. I'm just slowing down on all the… Continue reading You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall