The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

I have two bathrooms. One is the kid bathroom, which is decorated with this cute kid-ish nature wall art. The other is our bathroom, which has nature stuff all around … Continue reading The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

Christmas Cuntkies

Hey Christmas: go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself with your stupid lights and stupid expectations and your stupid overspending and your stupid cookies. Seriously. Just go away already. Alright, I’m … Continue reading Christmas Cuntkies

Trials and Tribulations of My Trailer Trash Mom’s Family

Ugh… So we went to my grandmother’s 85th birthday party yesterday. It was at the assisted living facility she and my grandfather live in – near our place, so not … Continue reading Trials and Tribulations of My Trailer Trash Mom’s Family

STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

Here I am. It’s Thursday night. I’m in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I’m just hanging out. I’ve written a lot today – both a blog post, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

What a Terrible Tuesday

Today has been such a terrible day that drinkie time has been pushed up a little bit. I was originally supposed to have afternoon cocktails with some friends before my … Continue reading What a Terrible Tuesday

My Trailer Trash Mom Returns

Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a … Continue reading My Trailer Trash Mom Returns