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Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss California. I miss the way you can go outside and not break into a sweat from the sheer heat and humidity, that is both oppressive and shocking - given that it's only the beginning of April. I miss our salads. Oh do I miss our salads… Continue reading Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant

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Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

When you watch this video, you're going to fall into one of two camps: 1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me before I met and married my husband; or, 2) You will be a woman and find yourself taking notes on how someone can be as… Continue reading Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I've just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I'll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being… Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

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MWF Seeking New TTF

I wanted to do SWF, because that would sound more like that creepy Single White Female-movie with Jodie Foster correction: Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh (you are so right, Jeremy ... I have no clue about movies). But then my husband would get upset and/or confused; and my mother in law would call. We would have… Continue reading MWF Seeking New TTF

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Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren't, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom was supposed to come over for breakfast around 10 o'clock and did not show up. Well, she eventually showed up, and in her grande, late… Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

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Party Peeves

We went to a couple family parties this weekend. One was a Labor Day bar-b-que - which was relatively mild; the other was a family dinner in honor of the seventh birthday of my cousin's kid. These parties (the latter for the most part) inspired me to compile yet another list of pet peeves. Today… Continue reading Party Peeves

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STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

Here I am. It's Thursday night. I'm in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I'm just hanging out. I've written a lot today - both a blog post, as well done revisions on my new blog book coming out soon. I also went bowling and to the library. Those were pretty good times. I… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut