Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss California. I miss the way you can go outside and not break into a sweat from the sheer heat and humidity, … Continue reading Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant
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Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)
When you watch this video, you’re going to fall into one of two camps: 1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me … Continue reading Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)
My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation
Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I’ve just really had a lot to say these … Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation
MWF Seeking New TTF
I wanted to do SWF, because that would sound more like that creepy Single White Female-movie with Jodie Foster correction: Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh (you are so right, Jeremy … … Continue reading MWF Seeking New TTF
Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story
Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren’t, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom … Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story
Party Peeves
We went to a couple family parties this weekend. One was a Labor Day bar-b-que – which was relatively mild; the other was a family dinner in honor of the … Continue reading Party Peeves
STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut
Here I am. It’s Thursday night. I’m in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I’m just hanging out. I’ve written a lot today – both a blog post, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut
My Trailer Trash Mom Returns
Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a … Continue reading My Trailer Trash Mom Returns
Pigslob Trailer Park Queen
So when my Trailer Trash Mom showed up the other day for the impromptu garage sale and lemonade stand (you know, the one where she used a Poise Pantyshields box … Continue reading Pigslob Trailer Park Queen
A Hootin’ and A Hollerin’ Hillbilly Brawl Garage Sale
So as I mentioned yesterday, we are housesitting for my dad. Sort of as a last minute decision, we decided to have a garage sale of our things we wanted … Continue reading A Hootin’ and A Hollerin’ Hillbilly Brawl Garage Sale
Prepartying With My Trailer Trash Mom
I don’t think that “party” is really the most appropriate way to refer to what has gone on the last few days with my Trailer Trash Mom and her Mother’s … Continue reading Prepartying With My Trailer Trash Mom
My Trailer Trash Mom
So today I was just sitting around, minding my own business, and my mother called. This – by definition – can never be good. Lately her hillbilly shit has been … Continue reading My Trailer Trash Mom
