I never thought I’d say this, but I miss California. I miss the way you can go outside and not break into a sweat from the sheer heat and humidity, … Continue reading Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant
I’m in Texas, and if there is one thing I have learned in my four days here, it’s that the Texans like their meats. We don’t eat meat very … Continue reading Oh the perspective a lunch date with a dead cow can give…
Let’s just cut to the chase right here and now: if you are going to get all defensive and up in arms because I’m about to take all the people … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Winter
I take it pretty offensively when people refer to me as “from California.” First and foremost, I don’t really like California. It’s nothing personal against anyone that does – I … Continue reading From California
….which means I haven’t had much to say lately. Not because I’ve been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol’ … Continue reading So I’m On Vacation…
Don’t believe anything the tourist ads, or the hipsters with their million dollar trust funds, tell you. California has a lot of downsides. Sure, the weather is typically pretty nice; … Continue reading The Worst Part About California
Okay, I didn’t really have any aebleskivers; yet, of course. And I’m not in an asylum. But yesterday I started off my three day tour of this strange Danish town … Continue reading Did Somebody Say Aebleskiver Asylum?
So if you aren’t following me on Facebook, you’ve missed some of the fun that has gone on in my terribly mundane life these last few weeks. Most importantly, you … Continue reading Did Someone Say Funky Pea Soup?
Of course by “back to reality” I mean that I am a rampant bitch again. Like I said in my blogged vacation reports, I felt super nice again when I … Continue reading Vacation Wrap Up: Back to Reality
So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I … Continue reading Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine
I really and truly thought I was just a misanthropic, foul-mouthed bitch because of my surroundings. As much as I knew (and people told me) that the underside of humanity … Continue reading Vacation Report One: Misanthrope Does Not Stop at Los Angeles
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was such a great movie. Goddamn it was. It might be my secret love of Steve Martin – ever since Saturday Night Live and LA Story, … Continue reading Planes, Trains, and B(itch)Mobiles