traveling – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 3, 2014April 3, 2014

Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss California. I miss the way you can go outside and not break into a sweat from the sheer heat and humidity, … Continue reading Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 15, 2013

How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

I’ve been somewhat quiet on the blog lately, mainly because I’ve been on vacation for three weeks now. I have one more left to go and I am certainly ready … Continue reading How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

By Heather Christena Schmidt August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life

I couldn’t decide what to title this blog post. I already wrote one early this morning, but then I experienced perhaps the most humiliating and simultaneously hilarious day of my … Continue reading My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life

By Heather Christena Schmidt August 16, 2012August 16, 2012

Did Somebody Say “Get Me Away From These Douchey Danes!”?

Let me start by refreshing everyone’s memory: My husband freaked out a little bit because I was sitting around crying being so kidless and fancy free, the Pookies being gone … Continue reading Did Somebody Say “Get Me Away From These Douchey Danes!”?

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 1, 2012April 1, 2012

Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine

So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I … Continue reading Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine

By Heather Christena Schmidt March 31, 2012March 31, 2012

Vacation Reports 2, 3, 4, 5: I Feel Nice Again

Apparently I am becoming nice again. In fact, as I write this there is a large group of about thirty people in the lobby of our hotel, all making noise … Continue reading Vacation Reports 2, 3, 4, 5: I Feel Nice Again

By Heather Christena Schmidt March 17, 2012

Planes, Trains, and B(itch)Mobiles

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was such a great movie. Goddamn it was. It might be my secret love of Steve Martin – ever since Saturday Night Live and LA Story, … Continue reading Planes, Trains, and B(itch)Mobiles

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 20, 2012

Porking My Way To My Past

Okay, before you all get your panties in a bunch over the fact that I used the term “porking” in the title of this blog, consider first what I do … Continue reading Porking My Way To My Past

By Heather Christena Schmidt October 5, 2011

Arch Nemesis #57: the Pacific Ocean

That’s right, here I go again being nutty Heather – adding things to the Arch Nemesis List that make absolutely no sense at all. Ultimately, I’m almost certain that my … Continue reading Arch Nemesis #57: the Pacific Ocean