Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss California. I miss the way you can go outside and not break into a sweat from the sheer heat and humidity, … Continue reading Welcome To Texas, You’re Pregnant
Tag: traveling
How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition
I’ve been somewhat quiet on the blog lately, mainly because I’ve been on vacation for three weeks now. I have one more left to go and I am certainly ready … Continue reading How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition
My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life
I couldn’t decide what to title this blog post. I already wrote one early this morning, but then I experienced perhaps the most humiliating and simultaneously hilarious day of my … Continue reading My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life
Did Somebody Say “Get Me Away From These Douchey Danes!”?
Let me start by refreshing everyone’s memory: My husband freaked out a little bit because I was sitting around crying being so kidless and fancy free, the Pookies being gone … Continue reading Did Somebody Say “Get Me Away From These Douchey Danes!”?
Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine
So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I … Continue reading Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine
Vacation Reports 2, 3, 4, 5: I Feel Nice Again
Apparently I am becoming nice again. In fact, as I write this there is a large group of about thirty people in the lobby of our hotel, all making noise … Continue reading Vacation Reports 2, 3, 4, 5: I Feel Nice Again
Planes, Trains, and B(itch)Mobiles
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was such a great movie. Goddamn it was. It might be my secret love of Steve Martin – ever since Saturday Night Live and LA Story, … Continue reading Planes, Trains, and B(itch)Mobiles
Porking My Way To My Past
Okay, before you all get your panties in a bunch over the fact that I used the term “porking” in the title of this blog, consider first what I do … Continue reading Porking My Way To My Past
Arch Nemesis #57: the Pacific Ocean
That’s right, here I go again being nutty Heather – adding things to the Arch Nemesis List that make absolutely no sense at all. Â Ultimately, I’m almost certain that my … Continue reading Arch Nemesis #57: the Pacific Ocean
Heather Christena Schmidt 