Mom, First

Welcome to my world of chaos.

I’m Heather Christena Schmidt. I have three kids, two dogs, a husband, and a dad; all living under my roof.

My house is small, my free time even smaller.

I make jokes at inappropriate times, and can occasionally be found rambling on about serious things (sort of).

I’m a published author as well. If you head over to that link that says “Books” you can find more info on that. More fun, though, are my recent posts and my social media pages. I like to make fun of myself on all of them.

Every once in a while I will come across a person that speaks so candidly and with whit about the world that I instantly like them. Not only because they make me laugh, but because I find a connection to them that I can’t explain in any terms other than: they make me hate people just a little bit less.

I hope I can be that person for you.