Stop Calling This A War
The global pandemic we currently find ourselves in is, without a doubt, not a war. It is not. Analogizing it to one is both incorrect, and irresponsible. Let’s walk through … Continue reading Stop Calling This A War
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No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore
I’m not sure what the reason is for it, but it’s as if no one remembers or understands what it means to have toddlers (or just kids in general) anymore. … Continue reading No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore
The Case For Getting Rid Of Public Libraries
This is going to be an incredibly unpopular post if you read just the title. But hear me out. I think it’s time to get rid of public libraries, on … Continue reading The Case For Getting Rid Of Public Libraries
It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like F&ck This
Sorry for that whole censorship ‘o’ the title thing, but a lot of times blog posts won’t make it into email boxes if they have swear-y words in the title. … Continue reading It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like F&ck This
Marie Kondo Opens Store and People Literally Implode From Stupidity, News At 11
If you’ve been on the Internet at any point this week, you know the big news, which is that Marie Kondo – the tidying, Shinto guru who went famous after … Continue reading Marie Kondo Opens Store and People Literally Implode From Stupidity, News At 11
REMINDER: Not Having To Work On Thanksgiving Is A Privilege
Every year, I see all of these posts on Facebook and other social media sites going around about companies choosing to not be open on Thanksgiving, so that employees can … Continue reading REMINDER: Not Having To Work On Thanksgiving Is A Privilege
REMINDER: You Do Not Have To Post On Facebook To Be Grateful
Shocking, I know. You are capable of being something – anything – without posting it on the Internet. A lot of people are doing that whole month long grateful post … Continue reading REMINDER: You Do Not Have To Post On Facebook To Be Grateful
I’m A Stay At Home Mom Because It’s Too Costly To Not Be
I woke up this morning with a start, realizing it is November 2nd and the gas bill was due two days ago. I’ve been so swamped lately, it just slipped … Continue reading I’m A Stay At Home Mom Because It’s Too Costly To Not Be
It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.
I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.
Yo, Privileged Guy At The Tennis Courts
This is for you. The other day I was sitting at the tennis courts where my kids were attending a group clinic. I was sitting in the chairs that border … Continue reading Yo, Privileged Guy At The Tennis Courts
The Russians Interfered With My Dog’s Mayoral Campaign (and I couldn’t even make this up if I tried)
To say I have had a weird summer so far is a gross understatement of the situation at hand. My summer has been so strange, with odd events, weird injuries, … Continue reading The Russians Interfered With My Dog’s Mayoral Campaign (and I couldn’t even make this up if I tried)
We Need To Discuss Your Summer Plans
“Summer plans,” or – as I like to call them – “just another group of months with the same old shit only hotter” are steadfastly approaching, and I feel like … Continue reading We Need To Discuss Your Summer Plans
Heather Christena Schmidt 